Also know as “Book Dork and Tennis Man Try to Understand One Another.” The following just happened. (Apologies to those readers who don’t play video games.)
Book Dork (me): (clicks over to an open tab) This is what David Hayter looks like.
Tennis Man (my husband): Oh. (pause) That’s all?
Book Dork: Excuse me?!
Tennis Man: He looks like a nerd boy.
Book Dork: He does not! As if that’s even a problem. I’m sorry, do you know who you’re married to?
Tennis Man: You talk about him so much–I was just expecting him to look like a super hero.
Book Dork: HE IS A SUPER HERO! He’s Solid SNAKE!
Tennis Man: Ok. Can I go now?